Australia top 10’s-
THINGS I’LL MISS:
10-Skippy the bush kangaroo (think Lassie, but a kangaroo)
9-Four weeks paid vacation
8-Cool festivals in Sydney
7-Leaving my shoes on at airport security
6-(tie) Sydney Harbour/Bondi Beach
5-Great dive bars
4-Finally having the accent chicks dig
3-Girls that never wear bras
2-Living upstairs from the club
1-My MATES!
THINGS I WONT MISS:
10-Everyone thinks they’re a DJ
9-Regulatory red tape
8-Social media haters
7-Words that end with “ie” or “ies”
6-Guys with mullets
5-Girls with granny panties
4-10am American sporting events
3-RSA (Responsible Service of Alcohol)
2-16 hour flights home
1-Dudes that start fights in the club for no reason
FAVORITE AUSSIE SLANG:
10-Doing my head in (driving me crazy)
9-Taking the piss (screwing with someone)
8-Rock up (walk up/show up)
7-Glamour (hot chick)
6-Good sort (also hot chick)
5-Budgie Smugglers (speedos)
4-Mates Rates (friend prices/homey hookup)
3-Bogan (redneck/hillbilly)
2-Good On Ya (good for you/well done)
1-Cruisey (chill)
Bob
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